I had an epiphany earlier today about what Andrew will be like in another 10 years. First, let me list off a few of what I like to call, "Andrewisms" (hilarious things Andrew says that I find ridiculously hilarious)...
Jack-wagon: a name he calls people without wanting to insult them
Jack-hole: as opposed to a$$hole
Loose canon: someone on the rode who is driving sporadically
Butterproof: a gluten-free bread I had him try a few weeks ago
Not only does he have funny descriptions for things, he also has hilarious analogies. For example, when describing the difficulty of backing up in the new mini-van, he described it as follows: "if there was a birthday party of small children behind me I would run over each one of them!"
So I have come to the conclusion that Andrew is going to turn into this guy:
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| "You wouldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant" |
Anyways, yes, I'm just being silly :)
To the person that makes me laugh more than anyone else:
Happy Birthday, Andrew ;)














